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Introduction

You know the story. The apple, the garden, the bite taken out of it. It's the most famous piece of fruit in the world.

But go and read the chapter. There's no apple in it.

Genesis is careful about that garden. It names the trees, it names the rivers, it even names the animals Adam names. It never once tells you what the fruit was. Not an apple, not anything: it just says fruit and leaves it there. Where the apple came from is a small story of its own, and it's the first one in this book.

That's what the whole book does. It takes something you're sure of, holds it up against what the page actually says, and shows you the gap. The gap is almost always bigger and stranger than you'd think, because nobody checks the lines they're surest of.

This is a book of those gaps. The apple is the easy one: a piece of fruit, no harm done, nothing rides on it. They get harder. Some are whole characters invented out of a single mistranslated word. Some are famous lines that mean nearly the opposite of how people quote them, said with total confidence by people who'd swear they were quoting the best-known book on earth.

The bigger the certainty, the bigger the thing hiding behind it. The apple is small, and so is the mistake. Some of these are not small at all.

So that's the deal. Things you're sure are in the book that aren't, and things in the book that aren't what you think they say. All of it checkable, no faith required, the receipts in the back. We'll start with the small stuff, the scenery around the story, where nothing much is at stake. It gets less small as we go.